Reasons Why You Should Get Stoned At Work !!!!

1) Employees wouldn't notice the size of their paycheck
2) Reduces stress
3) More concentration on the title details for hours at a time
4) Less yelling
5) More creative thinking
6) More laughter around the office
7) Employees would lose track of time, resulting in hours of overtime
8) Vending machine sales would triple
9) Workers stay at least until 4:20 in the afternoon
10) Your boss doesn't seem to be such a jerk